The Three Little Pigs Go Down
This is Harrison Bond reporting live for Guardian news here in New York City on the corners of 21st and 4th streets with Breaking News - The Three Little Pigs were arrested in sham. It turns out that after years of us all believing that the big bad wolf the evil one - this was so not the case as earlier today police raided the brick house of the three little pigs and arrested them for fraud and murder of the Wolf.
The three little pigs have confessed to conspiring to committing insurance fraud, framing the wolf in an attempt to cover their tracks. Their motive was financial as they struggled to keep up with their mortgage payments.
What will happen now to the three little pigs - keep posted as more information come to us to report.